Way more fun than walking the plank.
Back in ye olde pirate times, when a crew didn’t like their captain, they would toss him right into the ocean. If only they had been at White Water instead of in the middle of a raging sea, they might have realized that it’s actually fun to get tossed into the water.
Well, lucky for you, you are at White Water, and getting tossed into the water, as fast as possible, is actually the goal.
The Mutiny Chute is designed to blast you into the water faster than you can say “Aaargh, Matey!” This powerfully simple body-blaster is going to get the job done and get it done quick. The slide is fully open, with high falls and a fast current pulsing down the middle. The moment your body hits the slide, you’ll be handed a first class ticket straight into the surf.
Down you go out of this open-topped cannon, and after a glorious moment of pure air, you’ll be swimming with the fishes—but don’t worry, that’s just an expression.
What do you think?